does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
Dolphins see themselves in a mirror
everyone should stop and reblog dolphins in a mirror
Dolphin: NO WONDER THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. IM FUCKIN HOT.
whAT’S THE WORST THING I CAN SAY?????
"its an idea"
so long and goodnight
These are literally the only two kinds of horse out there I swear to god
Oh my god I thought that was a man in a monkey suit
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn
i DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T THIS
PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK
DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE
online friendships have prepared me for long distance relationships i am ready to date a boy in a touring band please deliver one to me asap